Перевод М. Алексеевой.
Слепнело. Марилось вокруг,
Шурмышки хрузгали сухно,
Гурец плетвился врасползюк
И плюхва шла на дно.
"Страшись, мой сын - там Буркорык
Взагрыз хваталища когтит,
Там заплевает птица Дрыг
И Живоцап змеит!"
И он взыскал врага с мечом,
Но в долгочасье встал без сил
И к дереву Тумтум плечо
В раздумьи прислонил.
Едва он думами привык,
Заволнодрожились леса,
Явился запно Буркорык,
Плеща огнем в глазах!
Блистальный меч летит навстреч,
Взигзагнул раз, взигзагнул два -
И враг побряк под сенью кряг,
Навек безголоват.
Победоносится отец:
"Дай разобнять, мой благерой!
Ты Буркорыка поразец,
Эгей тебе! Огой!"
Слепнело. Марилось вокруг,
Шурмышки хрузгали сухно,
Гурец плетвился врасползюк
И плюхва шла на дно.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Jabberwocky.
by Lewis Carroll
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought---
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought---
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Бармаглот.
Перевод Дины Орловской
Варкалось. Хливкие шорьки
Пырялись по наве,
И хрюкотали зелюки,
Как мюмзики в мове.
О бойся Бармаглота, сын!
Он так свирлеп и дик,
А в глуще рымит исполин --
Злопастный Брандашмыг.
Но взял он меч, и взял он щит,
Высоких полон дум.
В глущобу путь его лежит
Под дерево Тумтум.
Он стал под дерево и ждет,
И вдруг граахнул гром --
Летит ужасный Бармаглот
И пылкает огнем!
Раз-два, раз-два! Горит трава,
Взы-взы -- стрижает меч,
Ува! Ува! И голова
Барабардает с плеч.
О светозарный мальчик мой!
Ты победил в бою!
О храброславленный герой,
Хвалу тебе пою!
Варкалось. Хливкие шорьки
Пырялись по наве,
И хрюкотали зелюки,
Как мюмзики в мове.
Варкалось. Хливкие шорьки
Пырялись по наве,
И хрюкотали зелюки,
Как мюмзики в мове.
О бойся Бармаглота, сын!
Он так свирлеп и дик,
А в глуще рымит исполин --
Злопастный Брандашмыг.
Но взял он меч, и взял он щит,
Высоких полон дум.
В глущобу путь его лежит
Под дерево Тумтум.
Он стал под дерево и ждет,
И вдруг граахнул гром --
Летит ужасный Бармаглот
И пылкает огнем!
Раз-два, раз-два! Горит трава,
Взы-взы -- стрижает меч,
Ува! Ува! И голова
Барабардает с плеч.
О светозарный мальчик мой!
Ты победил в бою!
О храброславленный герой,
Хвалу тебе пою!
Варкалось. Хливкие шорьки
Пырялись по наве,
И хрюкотали зелюки,
Как мюмзики в мове.
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The Wonder's of The English Language
WHOEVER "INVENTED" ENGLISH??
If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France(Surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France(Surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
Если человеку предложить подарок на выбор - или миллион баксов или возможность спасения 10000 эфиопов от голодной смерти, то он, весьма вероятно, выберет второе.
Люди в большинстве своем сознательные и совестливые; а главное - кому охота, чтоб потом эти эфиопы по ночам приходили?.. и миллион-то не в радость будет.
Но что если СНАЧАЛА подарить человеку миллион баксов, а потом, спустя всего минуту, предложить ему ПОТРАТИТЬ этот миллион на спасение 10000 эфиопов от голодной смерти - с гарантией успеха? Даже самый сознательный и совестливый пошлет нас, скорее всего, НА Х#Й.
Объясняется этот феномен величием души человека и безграничностью его мышления.
Многое успел человек у себя в душе за одну лишь минуту - и виски коллекционного хлебнуть, и отстрелить пару носорогов с джипа в Сафарях, и отплыть на собственной яхте из Марселя, и внучке Софи Лорен влупить - тоже успел... Как вдруг - эфиопы.
Как вдруг - какие-то нах#й ЭФФИОППЫ. От голодной смерти спасти... какой-то бред, бл#. Причем здесь я, ребят? Идите на х#й, а, не мешайте...
Люди в большинстве своем сознательные и совестливые; а главное - кому охота, чтоб потом эти эфиопы по ночам приходили?.. и миллион-то не в радость будет.
Но что если СНАЧАЛА подарить человеку миллион баксов, а потом, спустя всего минуту, предложить ему ПОТРАТИТЬ этот миллион на спасение 10000 эфиопов от голодной смерти - с гарантией успеха? Даже самый сознательный и совестливый пошлет нас, скорее всего, НА Х#Й.
Объясняется этот феномен величием души человека и безграничностью его мышления.
Многое успел человек у себя в душе за одну лишь минуту - и виски коллекционного хлебнуть, и отстрелить пару носорогов с джипа в Сафарях, и отплыть на собственной яхте из Марселя, и внучке Софи Лорен влупить - тоже успел... Как вдруг - эфиопы.
Как вдруг - какие-то нах#й ЭФФИОППЫ. От голодной смерти спасти... какой-то бред, бл#. Причем здесь я, ребят? Идите на х#й, а, не мешайте...
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